- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to jump high but u have no legs

The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

The ability to get a degree in performing arts

The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

The power to be justin beiber

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

Reverse Pooping

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

Pointless Super Powers