- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to switch your right and left ears.

The power to spell backwards.

Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The ability to produce water but only when under water.

The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

the power to die on command

The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The superpower to have a superpower

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

Pointless Super Powers