The power to increase the loudness of a crying baby.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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the power to projectile vomit every time you attempt to laugh.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to float without gravity.

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to commit crime.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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Melting

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!