the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to die at will

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!