The power to come back to life but only after u die

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!