The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!