the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The ability to read a doctor's handwriting

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!