The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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the power to write comic books

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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Melting

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to float without gravity.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The ability to beat your grandmother in a race

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!