The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!