Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!