The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!