The power to be half invisible

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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power to breathe

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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the power to create a meme

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to pee ants.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!