Invisible handwriting.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to make something cold when you put it in the fridge

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The power to sense if an object is sharp.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to die

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!