the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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the power to say candlejack and li

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!