The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!