The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

Reverse Pooping

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to talk to dust

thumb_up thumb_down +18

The power to turn back the clock at will. Not time, just clocks.

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the ability to find pointless superpower

thumb_up thumb_down +18

the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

thumb_up thumb_down +14

The ability to never have to take a shit again

thumb_up thumb_down +12

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

thumb_up thumb_down +6

The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

thumb_up thumb_down -4

ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to fly, but only downwards

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to sweeten sugar

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

the power to fly in space

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!