The power to die at will

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to have a small penis

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to be a human

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to not finish your....

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!