The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!