The power to look through glass.

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to Google "Google".

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to do nothing

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!