beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to die at will

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power... to read this

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!