The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The ability to make your text green on google

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to inflict the most agonizing pain to yourself. Can only be used once and it doesn't go away

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to fight your way out of a wet paper bag.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!