The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to write about power.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to float without gravity.

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!