The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!