Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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Black power

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!