The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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power to breathe

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to tie your shoes...... while your on BOTH knees

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to turn gold into lead.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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NMR Vision

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The power to be able to make your least favorite food or drink, but you cannot eat it and it only technically exists if you don't look at it.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!