the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!