The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!