The ability to not finish sen...

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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Liam Brudenell

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black people

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to fart in colour

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the power to talk backwards

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the power to only have to go to the bathroom once a year but smell like poop the whole year.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!