The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The Power to f*** her right in the p***y!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!