The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to be able to insult that piece of shit Chuck Norris without bein... YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! *dead* And of course the ability to type you`re death scream and you`re status after you`re dead.

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to grab a cats face

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to walk through air.

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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the power to make toast into bread

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!