The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to see what a person is wearing.

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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the power to create a meme

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the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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The power to think.

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The power to see through water

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!