The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to be able to write the worlds best book or movie script but if anyone reads it, it will combust into flames.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to create another human

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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Death at will

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!