The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to see through windows!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!