The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The ability to ejaculate at the most innapropriate times e.g. ur granmas funeral or your dads birthday

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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The power to pee any color

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to fly but only when your feet are touching the ground.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The ability to have no abilities.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!