The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to be a walrus

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to see the present.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The Power to sit down only on chairs made of knives.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!