The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The Power to fart glitter

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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power to fly only in the plane

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!