The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The Power to fart glitter

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to be able to eat food without its taste.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Ladder hands.

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to see into the present

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!