the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be a walrus

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Death at will

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!