The superpower of having no superpower.

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Power to not have any power.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power to fly into the sun.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to shit brixs. oh wait i can everyone can already do that

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!