The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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the power to post pointless superpowers.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to die

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The power to eat food

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to not sneeze in awkward situations, unless told otherwise.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The Power to die at will

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!