The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power to make meringues levitate

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The power to transform into a bronie

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the power to finally find your way out of a revolving door.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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to transform into a middle aged woman to fondle with your own tits(every mans dream)

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to read the TV

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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The power to have no power.

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The Power to forget you ever had a power.

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!