The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The power to not have any powers

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The power to have 20/21 vision

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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The power to turn coke into pepsi

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to see through water.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to blink 1% faster than normal.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!