The power to bread toast!

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!