The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to brag about having a super power.

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The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to bread toast!

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to levitate only down stairs

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The power to grow cheese but only near a crazy hobo who is lactose intolerant.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to come up with useless power while you could be doing something literally ANYTHING else

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!