The power to shrink, but only for roller coaster rides

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The ability to transform animals into animé characters.

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The power to read the minds of chickens every other Tuesday.

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to shit bicks

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The ability to pee your pants at will.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to see into the present

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to tickle somone with your mind, but only after they heard a funny joke.

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The power to bread toast!

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A power to turn into an ant, but only one Time.

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!