The power to talk in sign language.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

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The power to be born.

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The characteristic that every competition in which you prefer one competitor over the other ends in a tie. So you never lose, but you never win either.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power of throwing back grenades

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The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!