the power of fly... into an airplane

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The powers of a burnt face

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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Ultra-strength when peeing

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The power to speak in morse code

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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the ability to shit active helicopters

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The ability to push doors marked "pull"

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!