the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Black power

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Sorry. The power to square root -1.

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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black people

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The power to understand irony.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!