- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

the power to walk through unlocked doors

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

the power to be famous but no one in the world knows you are

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The power to eat food

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to kill yourself at will

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

The power to see through transparent objects.

The power to clone yourself 1000`s of times times and fly really fast upwards for 10 minutes as soon as you die. (Your corpses landing everywhere)

The power to die, but only when you're dead.

The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

Pointless Super Powers