The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The ability to make broken pens work again.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The powers of a burnt face

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Retractable teeth

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!