The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power spite flower

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!