done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The power to flush the toilet in the opposite direction.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to die but once

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being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!