The power to be a normal person

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to cause cancer, but only at your own joyful events, like on your birthdays, wedding day, etc.

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The power to jump inside the TV, but only when the screen is removed

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Liam Brudenell

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to have the super power to do nothing

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The power to come second in any race

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!