The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

thumb_up thumb_down +53

The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

thumb_up thumb_down +29

The power to eat anything in a minute.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -67

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

thumb_up thumb_down -85

the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

thumb_up thumb_down +176

the power to be tall only if your Yao Ming

thumb_up thumb_down +132

The ability not cry while cutting onions, only after hearing the news that a family member has just died

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

thumb_up thumb_down -68

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

thumb_up thumb_down -118

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

thumb_up thumb_down -144

The ability to make broken pens work again.

thumb_up thumb_down +167

The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

thumb_up thumb_down -37

The power to give yourself a BJ.

thumb_up thumb_down -69

The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

thumb_up thumb_down -105

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -149

The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

thumb_up thumb_down -58

The power to drain people's phone battery

thumb_up thumb_down -62

The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

thumb_up thumb_down -96

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

thumb_up thumb_down -130

The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

thumb_up thumb_down +151

The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

thumb_up thumb_down +143

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!