the power to sizzle like bacon

ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The power to cut onion without crying.

The ability to Hi

LIME

The power to grow boobs

The power to turn on the TV with the remote

The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

The power to transform you in something randomly

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

Retractable teeth

The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

The power to believe that the only way is essex.

The power of having the highest rated comment

1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

Invisible handwriting.

The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!