ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to cut onion without crying.

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The ability to Hi

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LIME

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to walk after gettin kicked in the nuts

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power to transform you in something randomly

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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Retractable teeth

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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Invisible handwriting.

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The power to differentiate between captal 'i's and lower case 'l's.

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the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!