The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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Laser pointer vision.

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the power to not watch south park

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to pee any color

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power to tell if a politician is lying. (They always are.)

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to see correctly with wearing glasses

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to watch grass grow

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The power to make people laugh telling german jokes.

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!